How to Start a Porn Blog

A lot of niche blogs are currently mushrooming over the net. Blogs on food, photography, music, and other interests have already gained considerable influence and following. But have you ever stumbled upon someone blogging about pornography? Given the big bucks that the porn industry gains, plus the huge number of virtual voyeurists, I am certain that this idea would be a big hit! Not that I am for these types of blogs but think about it, these blogs could haul all the advertising conglomerates and turn this taboo niche into a money making strategy. 

I am sorry to burst your bubble but this entry won’t teach you how to technically start a porn blog.(sorry for the misleading title) But rather I shall share to you my concept of a porn review blog should I decide to start one. 

Here they are:

• The blog title should be catchy and must make an impact the first time someone reads it. Say for example, thepornreview.org or manyakmanila.net.
• To make the pages more interesting, every post shall have an embed video which will contain people fornicating. All private parts which include the genitals for male and female shall be blurred or pixilated as to protect thy blog and thy readers eyes from explicitness. Should they want to view the original thingamajig, a link shall be provided and will be clicked upon the wise discretion of the reader.
• A warning for explicit content page shall be shown before proceeding to the homepage. All readers must testify that they are of legal age and must swear following a self developed online oath taking video which would require you to raise your right hand in front of your computer and mumble something in a repeat-after-me fashion.
• All videos will be reviewed based on the following criteria: the plot, appropriateness of the background music (if applicable), acting merit (whether the affect and moans of the cast are realistic), variety of techniques shown, originality of the moves, and lastly, the overall feel of the video. A like and unlike button similar to the ones at Facebook shall be put to gauge if the readers agree to the review.
• Guest reviewers are utmost welcome to write for the blog. After all, different taste buds for different people.
• Posts shall be under labels that are non-vulgar in nature. Examples of which are tootypatooty, kiki, mani, hotdog, bird, etc.
• The blog shall not feature videos that are obviously taken without the consent of the parties involved. First, is because we do not want any issue of privacy invasion raised. Second, videos of that nature tend to be of poor quality and thus will be rated lower.
•  Only people to people fornication will be reviewed, person to thing and person to animal fornication is morally disturbing.

But by the virtue of being a morally upright person, a student of a decent school, brought up by respectable people a.k.a. my parents this shall not be put to implementation. But if you want to use this idea, you’d still have to buy my IPR.